The! Biggest! News! of! the! Day! Not Delta Buyout or Tyco Earnings

Here are some of the contenders for today's biggest...news...of...the...day...

• US Airways bid to buy Delta Air Lines...
• Earnings from Tyco International (TYC)...
• A look into what has made Bill Miller so successful over the last decade and a half...
• Thoughts on how the Democrat victory could impact alternative-energy stocks...SunPower (SPWR) and Ormat Technologies (ORA) are a couple of stocks mentioned...
• An argument against using the CBOE's Volatility Index (VIX) as a contrarian indicator...
• Details [subscription required] behind Fidelity Investment's decision to dump Yahoo (YHOO)...the article also notes that Fidelity is not the only institution that appears to be throwing in the towel...
• Talk of stagflation from Todd Harrison...
• An interesting read that suggests Citigroup (C) shares may underperform based on their bid to buy the naming rights to a Major League Baseball stadium...

While those are all stories worth watching, I think it is obviously clear that the biggest story is this - Burrito not a sandwich, US judge rules...in a ground breaking ruling, a US judge (yes a judge) has answered one of mankind's greatest conundrums - should a burrito be considered a sandwich?...once again it warms my heart to see that we have answered all the really tough issues and can now settle the rest...