The! Biggest! News! of! the! Day! - Not the FOMC or Oracle

Here are some of the contenders for today's biggest...news...of...the...day...

• Better-than-expected earnings from Oracle (ORCL)...
• Better-than-expected earnings from Morgan Stanley (MS)...
• Chatter of another turnaround at DaimlerChrysler (DCX)...
• Widely held expectations that the FOMC will hold rates steady today...
• Word that Yahoo (YHOO) has tapped the lively and vivacious on air talents of Al Gore...

While those are all stories worth watching, I think it is obviously clear that the biggest story is allegations that Hewlett-Packard (HPQ) actually had a spy plan...I can't decide whether this "James Bond cool" or just sad...