The! Biggest! News! of! the! Day! - Not Netflix, E-Trade Financial, Qualcomm, LDK Solar, Akeena Solar or Solarfun Power Holdings
Here are some of the contenders for today's biggest...news...of...the...day...
- The move by Netflix (NFLX) to offer programming via a set-top box...
- A management shakeup at State Street (STT) after the company was forced to "set aside $279 million to cover legal costs from losses on subprime mortgages"...
- A $230 million wafer supply deal for Solarfun Power Holdings Co., Ltd. (SOLF)...
- Word that Mitchell Caplan, the ex-CEO of E-Trade Financial Corporation (ETFC) will get a $10.9 million payout...
- Rumors of jobs cuts at Merrill Lynch & Co. (MER)...
- A look into the reaction to news yesterday from both LDK Solar Co., Ltd. (LDK) and Akeena Solar, Inc. (AKNS)...
- A look into how Merrill Lynch (MER) and Bear Stearns (BSC) got into trouble with collateralized debt obligations...
- The "patent setback" for Qualcomm (QCOM)...
- A look into the potential impact of $100 oil on the economy...
- The suggestion that more Fed rate cuts are coming...
While those are all stories worth watching, I think it is obviously clear that the biggest story is this - Cost of coitus: Male monkeys pay for sex...according to the article "a study into our primate cousins which found that male macaques pay for intercourse by using grooming as a currency"...this is the result of "a 20-month investigation"...
On the bright side, if science has moved on this, it must mean that all of the big problems, questions, and issues have already been solved. Right? I will guess they are just waiting to tell us about the new vaccine that prevents cancer. After all, this study does give insight into the perplexing issue stated below.
- "There are many examples of rich old men getting young attractive ladies..."
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