The! Biggest! News! of! the! Day! - Not Toll Brothers

Here are some of the contenders for today's biggest...news...of...the...day...

• Earnings and reduced guidance from Toll Brothers (TOL)...
• A bit of optimism on Home Depot (HD) and Lowe's (LOW)...
• Continued shakeout in the sentiment surrounding Dell...(note - more on that topic can be found here)...
• Continued tensions in Iran...
• The surging popularity of snuff in Sweden now that companies have eliminated the annoying spitting and chewing...

While those are all stories worth watching, I think it is obviously clear that the biggest story is there is actually a "pirate movement"...anyone know of any retailers that specialize in pirate attire?