The! Biggest! News! of! the! Day! - Not Employment Report or Micron

Here are some of the contenders for today's biggest...news...of...the...day...

• Details on the jobs report - which I also discussed in the post below...
• Lower-than-expected earnings from Micron Technology (MU) that has the stock poised to gap lower...
• Word that Crown Castle International Corp. (CCI) will acquire Global Signal (GSL)...
• Optimism on Starbucks (SBUX)...
• Fidelity's struggle as the flagship funds Magellan and Contrafund lag...
• Optimism on Home Depot (HD), Sprint Nextel (S), BorgWarner (BWA), Del Monte (DLM), and Reader's Digest (RDA) as it is said these are "companies with healthy prospects that most investors have shunned lately..."

While those are all stories worth watching, I think it is obviously clear that the biggest story is this - Tourniquet: Bad advice for a snake bite...I am shocked - you mean that getting medical advice from old Western films isn't the best course of action?