Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The! Biggest! News! of! the! Day! - Not Earnings from Texas Instruments, Best Buy or Goldman Sachs

Here are some of the contenders for today's biggest...news...of...the...day...

While those are all stories worth watching, I think it is obviously clear that the biggest story is this - Yes, You Can Surf in Cleveland, Before the Brown Water Freezes...I have no words to really describe this so I will just offer a few select phrases from the article:

  • "water the color of chocolate milk..."
  • "beach of boulders and logs..."
  • "temperature was 40 degrees and falling..."
  • "avoid ice chunks the size of bowling balls..."
  • "watch their friends for signs of hypothermia..."
  • "beaches littered with..."
Seriously???

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I wouldnt invest in the US stock market. It is built on pure credit, the US dollar is terminally ill, I think we are due another great depression.

Invest in gold, precious metals and uranium!