The! Biggest! News! of! the! Day! - Not Best Buy Earnings or Chrysler Confirmation

Here are some of the contenders for today's biggest...news...of...the...day...

• Earnings from Best Buy (BBY)...according to the article, the electronics retailer earned 1.55 a share, compared to expectations of 1.52...
• A lackluster outlook from Panera Bread (PNRA)...
• Confirmation from DaimlerChrysler (DCX) that they are "in negotiations with a number of parties about the sale of its money-losing Chrysler division"...
• Accusations of fraud at Jackson Hewitt Tax Service (JTX)...
• Some skepticism on Google's (GOOG) deal with EchoStar (DISH) that would push GOOG into television advertising...
• A look at the first quarters winners and losers...
• A rally overseas as it is said that "Asian stocks were back in record-setting mode Wednesday"...
• Some skepticism on the chip sector...

While those are all stories worth watching, I think it is obviously clear that the biggest story is this - Minn. family plans tank obstacle course...according to the article, "A family's plan to open an obstacle course for tanks and other armored vehicles on the outskirts of Waseca has some neighbors concerned"...

I am not sure what would be worse - having a "tank obstacle course" next door or being the neighbor that prevented the guy with all tanks from doing what he wanted...