The! Biggest! News! of! the! Day! - Not Take-Two Probe or China's Reserve Requirements

Here are some of the contenders for today's biggest...news...of...the...day...

• A formal SEC probe into Take-Two Interactive (TTWO)...
• Another reserve requirement increase by China's central bank...
• Details behind yesterday's 13-percent drop in Monster Worldwide (MNST) shares...
• A new tool from Google (GOOG) that allows users to "easily" create customized maps...
• A look into the continual chatter about whether Time Warner (TWX) will spin off its AOL unit...
• New potential features from the creators of the Firefox browser...

While those are all stories worth watching, I think it is obviously clear that the biggest story is this - Falling woman saved by pile of......according to local media "A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall"...some people just have all the luck?!?!