The! Biggest! News! of! the! Day! - Not Bank of America, eBay, Nokia, Pfizer, Mozilo or 1987 Mini-Crash

Here are some of the contenders for today's biggest...news...of...the...day...

• Earnings from Bank of America (BAC)...
• Earnings from eBay (EBAY)...
• Earnings from Nokia (NOK)...
• Earnings from Pfizer (PFE)...
• A SEC probe into sales of Countrywide Financial (CFC) shares made by Angelo Mozilo...
• Fears of a 1987-style "mini-crash"...
• Restructuring at Boston Scientific (BSX)...
• A look [subscription required] into whether the credit crunch has hit the consumer...

While those are all stories worth watching, I think it is obviously clear that the biggest story is this - Swearing at work 'boosts team spirit, morale'...according to the article, "Regular swearing at work can help boost team spirit among staff, allowing them to express better their feelings as well as develop social relationships, according to a study by researchers"...

@#$!#...!@#$!@#%$!$#@....@#$!@#$#@...^$%$@#...

Holy @#$#! They are right. I feel @@#$!@#!#$ great!...

Now if I can just get someone to publish the study that drinking beer at lunch improves efficiency I will be set!