The! Biggest! News! of! the! Day! - Tomato Fight!

Here are some of the contenders for today's biggest...news...of...the...day...

• This morning's personal spending and income data...
• Disappointing comments from Tiffany (TIF)...
• Rumors that yesterday's announcement about Google's (GOOG) CEO joining Apple Computer's (AAPL) board is a prelude to a merger between Apple and Sun Microsystems (SUNW)...
• Goldcorp's (GG) buyout offer for Glamis Gold (GLG)...

While those are all stories worth watching, I think it is obviously clear that the biggest story is the boost that Clorox (CLX) should get from the annual Tomatina festival...

Yeah, it's a slow news day...